The White House announced today that President Joe Biden has departed for Israel to preside over the customary opening ceremonies for World War III.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 12:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Like Quantrill sacking Lawrence and taking The War of Northern Aggression into Kansas, Hamas has struck Israel with a vengeance by carrying the battle into the opposition heartland.
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 9:21 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky warned Monday that World War III is inevitable if China allies with Russia.
Published: Monday, February 27th, 2023 @ 12:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a recent statement, President Biden vowed to make good on his promise to end resort fees at hotels by the time World War III begins.
Published: Sunday, February 26th, 2023 @ 11:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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If any three men have been most outspoken in their desire for peace between Ukraine and Russia, it has been former President Donald J. Trump, the Vicar of Christ Pope Francis, and former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 5:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local mother expressed relief and finally sat down to rest from her marathon session of doomsday preparation, confident that her family was now ready to endure the upcoming outbreak of World War III because her tomato plant had sprouted.
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 2:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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